Mancave

This is called the "I am not interested in snuggling maneuver.

Shit

So this confirmed for me he thinks his shit doesn't stink. He gave a stool sample to his doctor, then threw the remainders in a trash can in the garage we don't use and then forget about it until his wife wondered what smelled so horrendous! Needless to say, the trash can went out with the REAL trash.

Major upside

That perky ass of his! :)

Caught

I love how the sugar babies box was hiding the melted sugar babies. Surely they were melted by the warm gases being released from that vicinity.

Boating 101- check the gas gage now & then

Oh but dearest hubby of course we wanted to bask in the hot sun with some elderly folks while they wonder whether or not we will make it back to shore...oh how I must love you!
(And p.s. I'm thankful to the young lads who towed us to shore)

Legit question

Do all Husbands sleep with their hand down their pants?