Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Mouse in the house


So...I got my hubby his favorite cheese, give him 3 business days and this is what you have ladies and gentlemen.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Warning signs

I cannot say there were not warning signs along the way.

  • There was the time two weeks after I met him he farted loudly while lounging on a beach in Miami, then blamed it on a bird- yes, a bird he said. 
  • On the way home from New York he tried to eat a cupcake that rolled down his belly leaving a crumby mess-boy was this an insight into my future :)
  • Then there was the night he tried to continuously ram me out of bed all night long only to not mention it for another month while finding himself quite humorous-he thought I didn't notice, REALLY? 
  • I slowly started finding his fingernails all over the cars & house-nothing like marking his territory. 
  • In stores, he slowly sneaks away and has me paged. 
  • He most definitely picks his nose a lot but would never openly admit to this. It's funny the things he does, he honestly thinks he is invisible most days. (do all men?)
  • Ya know-it's totally normal to let the shower run to let your wife think you are clean & showered while in reality you are probably standing at the mirror being smelly, greasy & trimming your nose hairs-the man definitely has patterns, he would deny this to the nines.
And while I think my husband is the weirdest individual I have ever met in my life, he is the most caring, smart, generous, goofy, funny, kind hearted man I have ever come across. I have never in my life laughed so much with someone, boy do we laugh together & a lot. We do life so well together, he is my dearest friend, my deepest love.  I'm so lucky to have found someone to hold my hand for a lifetime, he makes me a stronger human. This blog will be dedicated to the man who thinks I am the most emotional & ridiculous woman to date, welcome to Danville-my favorite place to be.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Dan

Meet my husband Dan, the without a doubt love of my life I wasn't so sure existed. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, that wild face, him looking off into the distance...
priceless-just like my life.