Ass

He can definitely be an ass but when I got home today there was an ass!!!

Stains

He's always leaving stains but this was one was a real doozy. We will be seeing the remainders of him topping off the oil in his car for a quite a while. Always something. :)

Cool cat

Here walks one cool cat on a business call, hand down his pants with his rad moccasins on.
True story.

(And a shout out to our 5 year old girl he borrowed the hat from)

Scattered like fairy dust

He drops fingernails like trees drop their leaves in the Fall.

Pavement

Can you take a guess who had injuries and who did not? There are hardly words... :)

Attaboy

Where is the clapping emoji when I need it?

Mancave

This is called the "I am not interested in snuggling maneuver.